Britches & Hose: Thy Mothers Girth Card

Thy mother's girth is so great, I sailed around her in the name of the Queen. Consider thyself burned.

Our bestselling line! Britches & Hose, a series of greeting cards concerning the wacky adventures of Sir Wally and Mister Shakes. Join your favorite Elizabethan gentlemen, as they embark upon a snarky quest to delight, debauch, titillate and ever-so-slightly insult everyone they come across! Your friends and family will giggle with glee and snort at the sass. Hurrah!

A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, Premium printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.